Across my Travels I have encountered two devious minds. This first Post is about Sugato Baharadrian

A short, pudgy, thin lipped and curly haired Indian dude. He seems perfectly normal but he is the absolute definition of the man with no life that will stop at nothing to remove all sense of stability from your every day surroundings.

His Urban Dictionary Definition fits him perfectly:http://www.urbandictionary.c om/define.php?term=sugato

For what Sugato lacks in physical prowess he makes up for in mental cunning. Upon a conflict between a certain korean who shall not be named, He tightened the bolts of their gate just so it has an annoying creek sound at night, made their bottom step unstable, removed their doorknob and doorbell, and finished by mowing HALF their lawn.
He can also turn an iPod into a PsP.

Pyongha

SHOO PRO PAAT

Willionaire here once again

I've been stuck indoors for the past three days due to some horrible sickness i acquired through bad food or something. It's been really, really bad. I've been watching all of the Tankmen related toons since i have been dealing with this affliction, and god theyre so f**kin funny. I couldn't really make a great post this time due to the fact that I'm practically dying over here in calcutta.

Tata... I'm going to go get some sleep.

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Hindi Word Of The Day:
Gandhu- A Slut

Bengali Word Of The Day:
Ey Baba!- Oh My Father! (like omg)

NAMASTE

Willionaire here,

Yes, I'm pissed off again.
India, the land of emerging technology opportunities and job availability, cheap college degrees, and ungodly spicy food forged in the oblivions of hell's furnace.
I have been here for 7 months now.
This is what my mom told me about India before embarking towards the large Asian country due to a new job position:

MOM: India is rich in culture, people, customs and a country that has not forgotten their heritage. It is a magical land of such beauty, it will change your perspective on life itself.

WILL: its liked 35 rupees to the dollar right?

7 MONTHS LATER

WILL: IM GOING TO COMMIT MASS-MURDER I SWEAR TO F**KING GOD!
for a number of reasons:

1) The "Guards" at my housing complex have pushed my friend from the states, Dhruv, into the street where he was struck by a moving car.

2) The same guards detained John (S. Korean Blackbelt Friend), Dhruv (Ladies man whose foot is in a lot of pain), and I (God), on false charges of breaking windows and doors down.

3) Rukh keeps trying to sell me shitty weed.

4) Everyone stares at me as if I am doing something wrong. I want to scream at them, ask them "WHY! WHY AM I SO GODDAMN INTERESTING THAT EVERYONE CAN'T JUST MIND THEIR OWN F8CKING BUSINESS???" and i have.

5) The said guards stopped me and said they were watching me.

6) I've been stopped by the cops multipled times and been asked for huge sums of money on bulIshit claims.

and much more.

Thanks again for reading my rant against india.

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Hindi Word Of The Day:
Phenchode- Sister Fucker *Very, Very Bad*

Bengali Word Of The Day:
Poca Chota- Crazy Fucker

FLASH GAMES

I dont have much flash experience, but am excellent in game design and concept, as well as the content graphics.
I specialize in Defense and RPG games, as well as adventure sidescrollers.

PM if anyone would like to work on something.

Sup,

Willionaire here. I just bought a custom parts super-machine of a computer. I have so much storage I've begun downloading very large legally ambiguous files called film off of Limewire. Something must've been nasty (probably all of the porn) and it's slower than a fat man running a race in jello.

peace.